If you were going to be inaugurated as president of something, what would it be?
“The Presidents of Fist-Pumping.”
—LaTasha Monique
second year grad student
& Kiaonno Bradley
junior
“Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy.”
—Brenna Baker
first-year
“The President of the Republic of Being
Extremely Awesome and Having All My
Loans Paid Off Because I’m Awesome,
formerly Yugoslavia.”
—Grace Osborne
senior
“An ecological restoration organization.”
— Shinichi Iova-Koga
faculty
“President of Shuffling. ‘Party Rock’
would be my anthem and my duties
would entail watching people shuffle.”
— Monk Henshaw
senior
Compiled By Lauren Soldano and Zara Sedore-Mallin
