These are overheard snippets in passing and are in no way representative of the entire student body.
“I juice…but I’m like an alcoholic.”
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Professor: “Did you have your hand up?”
Student: “I was stretching.”
Professor: “Well, keep your hands to yourself or else it’ll turn into a question.”
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About sparkly DivaCups: “Things have really gotten glamorous in the canal.”
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“I think your boom made my boom happen.”
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About the Girl Scout selling cookies on campus: “Thank god for little girls with wagons.”
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“I love shape-ups!”
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Two people talking about clothes:
Person A: “I like browns and blacks together.”
Person B: “I just want everything to be like a rich Dijon.”
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“The interesting is politely subjective.”
Compiled by The Campanil staff.
