These are overheard snippets in passing and are in no way representative of the entire student body.
“I saw this movie that reminds me of
you. It just blows up in the end.”
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“He was like, ‘Can’t we just hang out?’
and I was like, ‘No, I don’t think you
understand how busy I am.'”
– – –
“So death created time to grow the
things that it would kill.”
– – –
“Daddy issues: the musical.”
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“I think she’s majoring in Psychology.
Everyone at Mills majors in some kind of -ology.”
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Professor: “How’s everyone doing?”
Student: “My hand hurts.”
P: “Your hand hurts?”
S: “I write too much.”
P: “With a pen? You can get paid good
money teaching people how to do that.”
Compiled by The Campanil staff.
