common wiener dog
@wiener_in_yellow
bringing joy to the mills community in the AM
Oakland, CA
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its hard being more horizontal than vertical #wienerprobz
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weather forecast predicts rain today, u know what this means
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ugh owner’s whipping out the dreaded yellow raincoats #cruelandunusualpunishment
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& rainboots. worst. day. ever.
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about to live-tweet this morning walk, stay tuned
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its hard to tie your shoes when you have 4 paws and 0 thumbs : (
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also, hard 2 tweet
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just watched some1 try 2 steal komboucha from the tea shop. furreal?
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squirrel!
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rt if u think mills boasts an excellent squirrel-student ratio
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omg ppl losing their sh*t over me in a yellow raincoat. its like, are y’all not familiar with weatherproof clothing???
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wtf, raining 1 minute and sunny the next? what is a wiener to wear in this #bayareaweather
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omg did anyone else just feel that tremor? is there an earthquake happenin right now?!
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oh jk false alarm it was just a lawnmower
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when you’re six inches off the ground, everything feels like an earthquake #lifefrommyperspective
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when mothers show off their babies in strollers I’m like excuse me, your baby is pooping in public wow that’s embarrassing
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when ppl squeal & say that I’m “adorable” and “cute,” I’m like excuse me, I think the words u are actually looking for are “regal as f*ck”
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when dog owners say “I have a daschund too!” I’m like excuse me, look at how shiny my coat is I’m f*cking one-of-a-kind
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lets get #walkindaschund trending worldwide yall
