The Bay Bridge is closed and you dropped your BART card in the gutter. How do you get to the city for the Macy’s President’s Day Furniture Sale?
“Take a jet ski.”
— Rajan Manmohan,
Post – bac Student
“Buy another BART card.”
— Chris Pataki,
Post – bac Student
“I wouldn’t buy furniture from Macy’s even if it was on sale.”
— Lauren Soldano,
Teaching Assistant
& former Opinions Editor
“F@%# Macy’s and corporations! Will this get me in
the paper?”
— Michelle Louise Geck,
Second Year Grad Student
“Parasailing.”
— Patrice Scanlon,
Technical Director of
Intermedia Arts Program
Compiled by Michele Collender & Bridget Stagnitto
